What do you do when one of your kids comes running into the house yelling ‘mum someones just put an awesome table out for junk collection, you better come and have a look”?
Do you:
a) quickly look and see if the windows are open to check how many of your neighbours now know that your a complete scab.
b) go to the front room and take a sneak peek out the curtain and see if it’s worth it
c) go pretend to check the mail/lock the car/weed the garden in order to get a closer look
d) just run straight out there and look at the table?
Well, I chose option d.
I was out the door and at the curb before you could blink already planning what colour to paint it!
Which was a mistake!
What happens when the item is complete rubbish bin material but you don’t want to offend the person standing there putting it out? I know that’s the reason why they put it out, but you never know, some peoples rubbish is pretty damn cool.
I don’t know if I’m alone here (I probably am) but I kind of felt bad for the guy, like sorry dude, your junk is really bad! Even for me! I was standing out there hands in pockets while the child was trying to drag the table over to our yard saying “so…ummm..how’s the rain!?! Got anything better inside that I could take a look at”? (kill me now)
I felt so bad I almost took the table…luckily I came to my senses, plus Mr M would have killed me if I crammed one more piece of broken furniture into our shed!!
(I’ve taken to wearing a hat and dark glasses in the hope that my neighbour won’t recognise me ’til the whole thing blows over – or at least until the table is gone!
So after that unfortunate incident I am stuck in the middle of racing out in case I miss something, and bringing home every piece of garbage I walk past because I feel bad for turning my nose up at it when the dumper is watching. I tell you, it’s hard being a curb junkie!
If that makes any sense and you are still reading….all is not lost….I did find something cool this week:)
Check this little ripper out:
Don’t you just love ebay?
I picked it up yesterday, can’t wait to give it a makeover! Any suggestions on colour??
In the mean time, there is so much going on around here, it’s pretty crazy.
Graces Goodies are working on some super exciting plans that I can hopefully reveal later in the week…
Stay tuned:)
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